When the Village Gatekeeper Met My Dad

Dad, nearly sixty and convinced he is a 'mild, cultured citizen', gets hooked on a TV show about living off the land and starts touring plots for a farm hut. The day he finds the perfect field below the mountain, the realtor goes quiet, and an old man in a green cap standing at the boundary says one word. A rural turf-war survival story told through his daughter's narration.